Welcome to Monday Matchup, where we select one random combination of cards included with the digital version of SUPERFIGHT to give you a small taste of the sort of ludicrous creatures you'll be arguing for and against. Today, we're highlighting one of our personal favorites, the Polar Bear Riding a Centaur and Throwing Burritos.
As the world's largest carnivorous land mammal, a polar bear is pretty intimidating on its own. Not only are they born with claws that can tear a moose in half and enough insulating fur and muscle to stop small arms fire, but they also have no fear of human beings and will happily eat everyone you love if given half the chance.
When you combine that natural ferocity with the mobility of a centaur -- even an average centaur with bad knees -- the polar bear becomes an unstoppable engine of destruction. Those burritos, meanwhile, grant the polar bear a projectile attack that may seem minor, but when you consider the force at which a 12-foot bear can throw a thermos-sized bundle of beans, cheese, and various grilled vegetables, it becomes apparent that these are less filling culinary delights than unstoppable tortilla wraps of doom.
Plus, all those carbs will go straight to your hips.